STUPIDIA

00083 - Monty Pyton: Spam

2007-09-14T21:20:00.001+02:00

00082 - Idiot racer

2007-09-14T20:54:00.000+02:00

00081 - The Landlord

2007-09-14T20:51:00.000+02:00

The Landlord

00080 - Minesweeper -The Movie

2007-08-07T22:17:00.000+02:00

00079 - Satirical Tribute to Linkin Park

2007-07-06T16:22:00.000+02:00

00078 - Japanese Tetris

2007-06-12T14:22:00.000+02:00

00077 - Schnappi das Kleine Krokodil

2007-06-12T11:50:00.000+02:00

Cute Italian Version

Cute German Version

ahem....

00076 - Bible Fight

2007-05-11T19:42:00.000+02:00

00075 - World of Warcraft in The Simpsons

2007-04-28T22:01:00.000+02:00

00074 - Who's To Blame For Virginia Tech Massacre?

2007-04-28T21:33:00.000+02:00

00073 - 500 faces in 2 minutes!

2007-04-08T19:40:00.000+02:00

500 Impersonations in Two Minutes - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

00072 - Only Gay Eskimo

2007-01-19T21:39:00.000+01:00

00071 - Funny Impressions

2007-01-18T13:45:00.000+01:00

00070 - Got Milk?

2007-01-05T13:57:00.000+01:00

I LOVE Japan!

00069 - Where Spam Comes From

2007-01-05T12:08:00.000+01:00

00068 - College Saga

2007-01-05T11:54:00.000+01:00

Once upon a time, when Earth was still a beautiful place, an evil force came to turn all living things into Vegetarians.

Three students from suburban Massachusetts would step up against this catastrophe... to end Vegetarian Supremacy.

Mark, Jesús, Maria and their foes would make amazing personal discoveries as the two forces clash.

And so began the ultimate saga about friendship, heritage, sex and explosions.

00067 - Bakafish!

2007-01-04T18:38:00.000+01:00

More...?

00066 - Unnecessary Censorship

2007-01-04T14:47:00.000+01:00

00065 - Wii for Wendetta

2007-01-03T21:56:00.000+01:00

00064 - Absolutely Insane Japanese Wii Safety Manual

2007-01-03T21:55:00.000+01:00

00063 - Nintendo Wii Rejected Game Concepts

2007-01-03T21:52:00.000+01:00

00062 - Merry F***ing Christmas

2006-12-24T16:44:00.000+01:00

Merry Fucking Christmas Lyrics
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

00061 - The Italian Man Who went to Malta

2006-12-24T15:40:00.000+01:00

00060 - Star Wars Kid

2006-12-24T14:42:00.000+01:00

A piece of Internet's trash history...

00059 - Wii Security Tips

2006-12-21T14:29:00.000+01:00

It's a commemorative post.... Wii got it!!!!

00058 - Molsen Beer Commercial

2006-12-11T11:29:00.000+01:00

Beer and Hockey fighting tecniques

00057 - Sprint Mobile

2006-12-11T11:23:00.000+01:00

The only one with Crime Deterrent™

00056 - Robot Chicken

2006-12-07T17:21:00.000+01:00

Ten episodes of Robot Chicken!!!

First one:

and so on...
2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

00055 - PMS Survival Tips

2006-12-07T17:02:00.000+01:00

00054 - Street Fighter: The Later Years

2006-11-29T17:11:00.000+01:00

Part 1

Part 2

00053 - Indian Thriller

2006-11-29T16:56:00.000+01:00

00052 - The Brick Testament

2006-11-29T16:50:00.000+01:00

See more HERE!

00051 - Star Wreck

2006-11-29T16:46:00.000+01:00

00050 - Grand Theft Mario

2006-11-09T20:03:00.000+01:00

00049 - Make Love Not Warcraft

2006-10-16T09:19:00.000+02:00

Truly Nerd!!!!

00048 - How to fail an exam

2006-10-05T11:50:00.000+02:00

Ever go into an exam without a clue?

00047 - 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

2006-10-05T11:35:00.000+02:00

This article in Buisness 2.0 is quite funny! It's about some business moves that are funny! It looks like that strip of PBFcomics.com:

00046 - How to write a paper

2006-10-05T11:29:00.000+02:00

How to write a paper in college/university:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.

16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your email.

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

00045 - Bag of holding

2006-09-28T17:31:00.000+02:00

It's where you put infinity

Every proper adventure needs a proper bag. And there is no bag worthy of adventuring more than the bag of holding. You can stuff it with loot, weapons, armor, wookie braids, monster manuals, gems, even small tasty farm animals, and it never grows in size or weight. Also, everything will be astonishingly cataloged inside and you'll be able to find whatever it is you are looking for in an instant. It's like the dewey decimel system on steroids wrapped in a singularity. It's almost like magic. And sometimes it even is.

A Must have for a D&D lover....like me !!! :)

00044 - Russell Peters on Italians

2006-09-27T12:25:00.000+02:00

00043 - White & Nerdy

2006-09-27T12:04:00.000+02:00

Lyrics

00042 - Torn

2006-09-12T18:21:00.002+02:00

00041 - History of F***

2006-09-12T18:17:00.000+02:00

00040 - How to be: EMO

2006-09-12T18:15:00.000+02:00

00039 - WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!

2006-07-10T14:01:00.000+02:00

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!

00038 - Internet is for Porn

2006-07-09T12:20:00.000+02:00

A funny video made with the "World of Warcraft"'s engine. Watch it and you'll sing along very soon ;)
Note that there is NO nudity or something like that in it!

00037 - Girls are Evil

2006-07-09T12:18:00.000+02:00

00036 - How to Tell When a Relationship is Over

2006-07-09T12:15:00.000+02:00

00035 - It's a wonderful internet

2006-07-09T12:13:00.000+02:00

00034 - Uuuuh!!! That Hurts!!!

2006-07-05T10:32:00.000+02:00

IN ITALIAN!!!

IN SPANISH!!!

IN JAPANESE!!!

IN ARABIC!!!

IN ENGLISH!!!

IN CHINESE!!!

OWNED!!!!

00033 - Kung fu Jesus !!!!11!1!!one!!1!one!!11

2006-07-04T11:28:00.000+02:00

Blog entry #33 , like "Big J" age...Kung Fu Jesus Trailer

00032 -Street Fighter 2 feat. Jackie Chan

2006-07-02T22:31:00.000+02:00

A funny Street Fighter 2 movie featuring Jackie Chan !

00031 - Not The Father

2006-07-02T22:13:00.000+02:00

A guy in Maury gets the results if he's not the father..and he's not..then he st

00030 - Psycho Crusher, FTW!

2006-07-02T21:47:00.000+02:00

NES Super Mario Bros. - Using M.Bison's ultimate Psycho Crusher, for the ultimate win!

00029 - Webcam Girls Go Wild

2006-07-02T21:39:00.000+02:00

A sexy video? Nah, go on :)

00028 - Japanese Wake up!

2006-07-02T20:38:00.000+02:00

おはようございます！

00027 - Japanese otaku

2006-07-02T20:28:00.001+02:00

mmm...a lots of spare time, i think.

00026 - Japanese Darth Vader

2006-07-02T20:15:00.000+02:00

May the sushi be with you!

00025 - Sick Flash Player

2006-06-18T04:46:00.000+02:00

Macromedia Flash Player rebellion!!!!

00024 - Big Rigs: THE worst game ever made

2006-06-13T20:54:00.000+02:00

Just how bad is Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend.

Bad games are released all the time, and some are worse than others. This is nothing new. However, it really takes a special kind of awful to be considered one of the worst games ever made. So when this special kind of awful makes an appearance, it's truly something to behold. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is one of those rare pieces of work. Not only is it almost completely broken and blatantly unfinished in nearly every way, but even if it weren't, there's so little of an actual game to be found here that it would still be terrible. Big Rigs is a game so astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published.

If the goal was to create the world's most broken trucking game, then Big Rigs is a resounding success.
Big Rigs' first and most grievous issue lies in its gameplay. Specifically, there isn't any.

In theory, Big Rigs is supposed to be a racing game based on big trucks that speed through various US trucking routes in some kind of effort to deliver cargo before the competition gets there first--or else the truck gets busted by the law. At least, this is what the back of the game's box would have you believe. Let us make it very clear that these statements are all horrible, horrible lies. There is no coherent goal in Big Rigs. There is no cargo to be delivered. There are no police chases. In fact, there really isn't anything much in the game.

The basic idea in the actual game is that you pick one from four vaguely different trucks and then one from five vaguely different levels. You then compete against another truck in a simple checkpoint race. That's it. However, Big Rigs can't even get this basic concept right. The supposedly computer-controlled truck you're supposed to be racing against in the game never actually moves. It's right there next to you at the beginning of a race, but it has no purpose in the game. This is to say, actually, that none of the game's races have a purpose because there's no competition and no time limit. You win every single time. So unless you especially like seeing a winning-screen over and over again that reads "You're Winner!", there is absolutely no point in playing Big Rigs.

But let's assume for a moment that the AI trucks actually worked, and you could get a race going. Even if this were the case, the game still wouldn't be worth playing in the slightest. Big Rigs' controls essentially involve hitting the arrow keys of the keyboard in the desired direction and nothing more. The game provides no support for peripheral controllers of any kind, and there isn't even an option to edit the default keyboard controls in any manner. Your truck also handles pretty horribly. There are no physics here. You accelerate much too quickly to even be minutely realistic (especially when going in reverse, which lets you go from around 0 to 60mph in about five seconds, continue accelerating infinitely faster, and stop on a dime the second you let up on the keyboard), you can travel over the most rugged of terrain without any problems (including nearly vertical mountains), and you can turn in ways that cause you to jerk around in some pretty ridiculous manners.

Of course, the controls would only matter if you actually had to worry about running into things or crashing your truck, which, actually, is a nonissue. You see, you can clip your truck right through every object on a race course in Big Rigs, from the biggest of houses and walls, right down to the smallest of lampposts. Furthermore, bridges evidently don't actually exist, despite the fact that you can see them--driving over any of them results in you sinking right through them. It is also quite possible to simply drive right off of the literal end of a level when playing. Considering the fact that you can drive over these tall, seemingly insurmountable mountains (at least, insurmountable for an actual diesel-powered truck), and there are no level boundaries, eventually you can just drive off into literal nothingness and can hang out there as long as you please.

Please do not play this game. We cannot stress this enough.
The graphical problems don't stop there, either. Big Rigs is easily one of the worst-looking PC games released in years. The truck models are amazingly terrible, with incredibly archaic-looking designs and brake lights that actually float off of the truck models. The four different environments all look bad, too, what with their incredibly nasty-looking textures, their ugly and meaningless set pieces, and their aforementioned clipping problems. Also, the reason we state that there are only four environments in the game, instead of the five we previously cited, is because we could only get four of them to actually work. When trying to load the fifth environment, the game simply quit and returned us to the desktop on all of the computers that we tried. As for the game's sound design, there isn't any. There are literally no sound effects in Big Rigs. The only sounds that present themselves at all are a few unpleasant, looping techno tracks, and on a midrange PC, we couldn't even get them to play.

Just how bad is Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend. It is so disturbingly bad that even its budget price tag seems like a slap in the face. It really makes you wonder if the company that put out this dreck even took so much as a half minute to glance at the game that it was releasing. The game's readme file does assert that the game was thoroughly tested on various PCs, but the end result seems to suggest otherwise. The fact is, even if you tried, you couldn't play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing the way it was seemingly intended to be played, and even if you could, you wouldn't want to.

WATCH THE VIDEO-REVIEW!!!!!

00023 - All your base are belong to us

2006-06-07T11:57:00.000+02:00

100% geeks, h4x0rz, 1337, gamers DOGMA.

....if you don't understand, look here

00022 - Magical Trevor

2006-06-07T11:53:00.000+02:00

A piece of Internet history

00021 - Japanese Subway

2006-06-07T11:45:00.000+02:00

GET INTO DA F%£#ING TRAIN!!!!

00020 - I will survive

2006-06-05T23:15:00.000+02:00

Sing along with Jesus!

00019 - Funny Battlefield 2

2006-06-05T23:14:00.000+02:00

Short in-game funny video in Battlefield 2. One of my favorite!

00018 - I don't need subtitles!

2006-06-05T23:07:00.000+02:00

This is a hilarous video of an Iraqi freaking out because he has to have Subtitles when he talks.

00017 - You cheat me on E-bay?

2006-05-31T20:45:00.000+02:00

I PWNZ j00 worldwide !
To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.

00016 - Jesus Saves: t-shirt

2006-05-31T10:16:00.001+02:00

I'm a proud owner of this beautiful T-shirt .

00015 - Scared?

2006-05-29T18:40:00.000+02:00

OMFG!

00014 - Enough sex?

2006-05-29T17:02:00.001+02:00

A poor little bunny sings about his love life

00013 - Jesus Saves!

2006-05-29T16:56:00.000+02:00

Religion and Roleplaying

Recently, I found out about a new roleplaying
game using the d20
system called "Testament".
For those of you unfamiliar with "roleplaying games," they are games
wherein one plays a role. Actually, that's about the furthest thing from the
truth. Roleplaying games are, in general, an excuse for lonely men, aged 12
and older, to engage in an activity that is like a sport but doesn't require
all the sweat. As a fan of both sports and roleplaying games, I can tell you
that I am extrodinarily lonely. I can also tell you that the two are fairly
similar. Sports and roleplaying both can fill the void left by the lack of
hunting in the typical male lifestyle. We've got instincts, people, what do
you expect from us? Sometimes, girls play too. Often, it's because their boyfriends
make them play. Sometimes, it's for other reasons that I've never quite been
able to puzzle out for myself.

Regardless of your reasons, roleplaying
games advance beyond simple board games and card games by giving you a character
in a story and allowing you and endless array of choices for that character
- will I rob the shopkeeper and then kill her, or will I kill the
shopkeeper and then rob her? It's much like writing a story, but without the
important editorial process. Games like Dungeons and Dragons and Vampire:
The Masquerade have shaped the subculture of the world, and created such brutally
mutated offspring as EverQuest and the Final Fantasy games, which are bastard
children indeed. Roleplaying games are out there, and Jack
Chick hates them.

Enough about all that, though - let's
get back to the topic. "Testament" takes an interesting "historical
period" or "mythology" (depending on your religious bend) and
places characters in it - namely, the Old Testament of the Bible. With characters
like David and Goliath (who are both given statistics in the book), Abraham
and Moses and, say, Job, it's no wonder that this fabulous set of books was
finally given a set of rules so that we, the gamers, could kill shopkeepers
in an entirely new setting. Remember, though - the Jews often win in the Old
Testament, so if the shopkeepers sporting a yarmulke (pronounced ya-mah-ka,
heathen), leave him be. Lightning may, in fact, strike you down.

But, with only the Old Testament covered,
it leaves us with a burning question - what are Jesus' stats? Could Jesus
take on a mature adult red dragon single-handedly, or would he need the apostles
to back him up with some buffing, healing and ranged attacks? How much is
Judas' backstab bonus? What level campaign are the Gospels? Naturally, I've
thought about this quite a bit.

The first conclusion many people will
jump to is that Jesus was a high-level character. But this conclusion doesn't
stick with me. While healing the sick and creating food are excellent abilities,
they're not that high in spell level. Remove disease and create
food and water are 3rd level cleric spells. Sure, raise dead
is a 5th level spell, but Jesus only raised the dead once or twice, leading
me to believe he cast the spell from a scroll. Let's face it, Jesus was all
about talk and not about casting high-level spells or winning folks over with
combat. His specialty was actually the Diplomacy ability. As a half-celestial,
Jesus had a +4 Charisma, and I'll bet he maxed that stat, meaning he ended
up with a 22 Charisma at 1st level. (In my divine order, God uses the point-by
system, meaning Jesus can min-max his stats.) This alone gives Jesus a +6
bonus to Diplomacy. Now, on a good day, Jesus could sway an "Unfriendly"
NPC to "Friendly", which is a DC 25 Diplomacy check. Now, we'll
define a "good day" as a roll of 15 on the old twenty-sided die.
That roll, plus his +6 bonus from Charisma gives him a total of 21. He only
needs 4 ranks of Diplomacy to make that up. If we consider Jesus a 5th level
cleric, he could have 8 ranks of Diplomacy, giving him a +14 to his roll for
Diplomacy checks.

Now, I bet you're asking why I peg Jesus
so low on the level chart. "Surely, Chuck must have something against
Jesus." I promise you, it's nothing like that. But God gifted Jesus with
some powers, and I think Jesus tried to use them as best he could to help
save the world. But you'll note that Jesus never used flame strike
or greater planar ally in the New Testament. Imagine, if you will,
Jesus confronting King Herod with a well-placed pillar of holy flame, damage
being half-fire, half-divine. Being a King, Herod was obviously a high-level
fighter who had retired, so he would have survived, but it would have given
him something to think about. The New Testament is a low-magic world - that
kind of magical effect, you can really impress a simple fighter. Besides,
with his half-celestial template and 5 levels of cleric, Jesus is an ECL 9
character - not too shabby, overall. If it makes you feel more comfortable
for the son of God to be a higher-level character, give him a few levels of
bard or rogue, to buff up the Diplomacy and other Charisma skills. I'm convinced
that when Jesus said, "God, why have you forsaken me?" he was really
implying, "DM, why can't I have some more levels, dude?"

In my opinion, the New Testament is
a low-level campaign designed for those who are strongly interested in roleplaying
and character development. The adventure has a very tragic ending that could
be very exciting for folks who are interested in that kind of thing, but hack-and-slash
players will find the Old Testament to be a lot more interesting.

p0w3r3d by

00012 - Young Chuck Norris

2006-05-29T15:21:00.000+02:00

Chuck Norris. No further explanation needed

00011 - Robocop Vs. Neo

2006-05-29T14:49:00.000+02:00

EXCLUSIVE!! NEO FIGHTING AGAINST ROBOCOP!!! WHO WILL BE THE WINNER?

00010 - Japanese Family

2006-05-29T14:42:00.000+02:00

Whassuppppp!!!

00009 - Pong

2006-05-29T14:39:00.000+02:00

Pong...or not?

00008 - High voice guest

2006-05-29T14:35:00.000+02:00

Host Loses Control - High Voiced Guest
Info: They should have prepped this talk show host BEFORE the show!

00007 - Battle Royal

2006-05-27T16:01:00.000+02:00

Ninjas, teenwolf, a clown, and jedi all collide on the campus of a major university - when the dust settles only one will be left standing... Place your bets now!

00006 - The Kidnapping

2006-05-27T16:00:00.000+02:00

An innoccent girl, a delicious lunch, two men in silver masks, 1 bed sheet and over 300 witnesses. Final proof that no one is safe, especially on a college camp ...

00005 - Holy S**t A Ninja!

2006-05-27T12:27:00.000+02:00

Funny as the previous one, but real!!! OFMG!

00004 - Holy S**t Ninjas!

2006-05-27T12:00:00.000+02:00

A animutation made with the song " Haruka Kanata " - Asian Kung Fu Generation

Read more

00003 - Stick Wars

2006-05-26T23:37:00.000+02:00

If you like Star Wars, i'll love Stick Wars!

00002 - Crabs

2006-05-26T19:23:00.000+02:00

A funny cartoon made by:
- a bag of crabs
- a market day
- a loop song

00001 - Karate Master

2006-05-26T10:35:00.000+02:00

A funny japanese video made with kuroko.